Wednesday, November 09, 2005

Calvin & Hobbes play monopoly

Hobbes: Just a minute! What are you doing? You can't just take money from the bank!
Calvin: You've got hotels on every piece of property you own. I can't afford to pay you, so I'm sticking up the bank. It's a robbery!
Hobbes: You can't do that!
Calvin: I'm the banker, right? Am I going to risk my life over a few thousand dollars?
Hobbes: The rules don't say you can rob the bank. That's cheating.
Calvin: Do the rules say you can't rob the bank? Huh? Do they? Just roll the dice and accept this as a tragic turn of events, OK?